Welcome to Planet Sloane! Planet Sloane looks just like earth except the oceans are light blue and the trees are sage green. Planet Sloane is the same distance from the sun as earth but on the other side. The sky is blue, and when it rains the sky is a darker blue and the rain is pink. There is usually sunny weather on Planet Sloane, and there are thunderstorms rarely. All of the animals on Planet Sloane are the same except for a two new species one is called the Pinkophia which is a pink dog mixed with a bunny. The other is called the SophQuinnia which is a dolphin mixed with a duck.
On Planet Sloane there is a president and a Vice President. Money is the same as it is in the US, but the currency is called Slays. It is is pink and gold with bedazzled letters. All of the restaurants are the same except for a new restaurant called the Woodard. The WahidWoodard serves burzas which is a burger pizza.
The houses on Planet Sloane come in three sizes: small, average and large. The small house cost 10 slays which is equivalent to $300,000 US dollars. The average house cost 25 slays which is equivalent to $1,000,000 US dollars. The large house cost 50 slays which is equivalent to $10,000,000,000 US dollars. In order to get slays you have to be kind and do community service.
The people on Planet Sloane are all black. Everyone is black so there is no racism and if there is no racism then everyone is happy. There is also no sexism so that everyone can live in peace, joy, and harmony. Everything is fair and there is no segregation.
On Planet Sloane there are many beaches. On the beaches the sand is white. There are different sections; the sections are young, middle, and grown. These sections are to keep everyone safe so they get progressively deeper. The beaches are gorgeous with no pollution and the turtles like to say hi to tourists.
On Planet Sloane when you dream you choose your reality. There are no nightmares. If you had a bad day, rewrite it in your dream. Want to be a doctor, do it in your dreams. Dreams for people are an escape from reality. You get to do what you’d like. No pressure. No fear. Dreams aren’t something you should dread, they should be something you look forward to. If you have a nightmare since you choose your dreams, rewriting the ending makes it not as bad a dream.
Planet Sloane is everything you can dream of and more. Everything is more modern than earth. Have you ever found yourself wondering when, what, and why? Planet Sloane has all the answers. This is where your dreams come true. This is where you change your life. This is Planet Sloane.